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Volume: Who cares, Number: 11

A leak has been passed on to our intrepid reporters.  Both have received information from multiple, independent sources.

Jeff Bozos will be announcing he will be shutting down the Washington Compost as of December 31, 2017.  This will allow all involved to get insanely drunk for New Years Eve.
In plain language, Bozos is tired of propping up the money pit.  This will leave the NYT and LAT.  No offense to the Tribune or Sun-Times.
Bozos will be providing limos and buses to insure everyone makes it home safely.